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[Just Me]

[lucrezialoveshercesare]

actual Harry Potter

[allthemiddlefingers]

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

[Just Me]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…

[lesbiangeekspiral]

Twelve Holtzmanns winking

Eleven Pipers piping

Ten guns a-licking

Nine Ellens dancing

Eight lesbians saluting

Seven Hillarys a-singing

Six alien sightings

FIVE THUMB RIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGSSS

Four kitty cats

Three French hens

Two beloved guns

And a Kate McKinnon with an Emmy

[Just Me]

SNL: Best of 2016

[thegameofnerds]

#1 Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton Debate Cold Open

#2 Star Wars Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base

#3 Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks

#4 Tidal

#5 Election Night

[Just Me]

the women of SNL

[misspelled-url]

reblog if u agree

[Just Me]

SUPPORT LGBTQ+ PEOPLE WHO CAN’T COME OUT

[Just Me]

My card from Mark arrived today! I asked for a romantic story about Remus and Sirius, and he definitely delivered! Thanks so much, Mark!

[Just Me]

[iamthegreeneyedmonster]

god has abandoned us

[Just Me]

[lah-disputes]

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you!

Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

• -Draw something
  
• -This website translates the time into colours.
  
• -Create your own galaxy.
  
• -Play flowing.
  
• -Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 
  
• -Listen to music.
  
• -Calm.
  
• -Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.
  
  
  

Sleep issues; 

• - 8 hour sleep music.
  
• -Rainy mood. 
  
• -Meditation.
  
• -Coping with nightmares.
  
• -How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.
  
• -Calm
  
• -Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 
  

 

Uncomfortable with silence; 

• -Rainy mood.
  
• -10 hours of rain and thunder.
  
• -3 hours of rain and thunder.
  
• -Human heartbeat.
  
• -Rainforest.
  
• -Sound of rain on a tin roof.
  
• -Autumn wind.
  
• -Rain on a tent
  
• -Traffic in the rain.
  
• -Soft traffic. 
  
• -Fan.
  
• -Train.
  
• -Simply noise.
  
• -My noise.
  
• -Rainy cafe.
  
  

Anxiety; 

• -How to stop worrying. 
  
• -Tips to manage anxiety and stress.
  
• -The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 
  
• -Self-help strategies for anxiety. 
  
• -Helping a friend with anxiety. 
  
• -All about worrying.
  
• -8 myths about anxiety. 
  

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

• -“I’m always sad”
  
• -Feeling sad.
  
• -Going through trauma.
  
• -“I’m always angry”.
  
• -Anger management. 
  
• -All about anger.
  
• -National helplines and websites.
  
• -Self-help strategies for depression.
  
• -Dealing with depression at work.
  
• -Dealing with depression at school.
  

Isolation and loneliness; 

• -Pets and mental health.
  
• -All about loneliness. 
  
• -“I feel so alone”
  
• -10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 
  
• -How to deal with loneliness.
  

 

Self-harm;

• -Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.
  
• -146 things to do besides self-harm.
  
• -More alternatives to self-harm.
  
• -Self-harm alternatives.
  
• -How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.
  
• -Getting rid of scars.  
  

Addiction; 

• -How to help a friend with a drug addiction.
  
• -What is addiction?
  
• -All about alcohol and addiction.
  
• -The facts about drug addiction.
  

 

Eating disorders; 

• -Helping a friend with an eating disorder.
  
• -Eating disorder treatments. 
  
• -Support services for eating disorders. 
  
• -Self-help tips with eating disorders.
  
• -Eating disorder recovery. 
  
• -Recovering from an eating disorder. 
  
• -100+ reasons to recover. 
  
• -Understanding and managing eating disorders. 
  

 

Dealing with self-hatred;  

• -3 ways to ease self-loathing. 
  
• -How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.
  
• -Self-hatred resources.
  
• -10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 
  

 

Suicidal; 

• -International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)
  
• -Preventing suicide. 
  
• -Reasons to stay alive.
  
• -Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.
  
• -Coping with suicidal ideation.  
  

 

Schizophrenia;

• -All about schizophrenia.  
  
• -Helping a person with schizophrenia.  
  
• -Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  
  
• -Delusions and hallucinations.  
  

OCD;

• -Managing your OCD at home. 
  
• -Overcoming OCD.
  
• -How to cope with OCD. 
  
• -Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

• -Helping someone with BPD. 
  
• -All about personality disorders.
  
• -Treatment for BPD.
  
  
  

Abuse; 

• -Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 
  
• -Emotional abuse
  
• -Overcoming sexual abuse. 
  
• -Hotlines services. 
  
• -5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 
  
• -Domestic violence support. 
  
• -Signs of an abusive relationship. 
  
• -What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 
  
• -Surviving abuse. 
  
• -What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 
  
• -Sexual assault support.
  
• -What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 
  

 

Bullying;

• -How to stand up against bullying.
  
• -How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.
  
• -How to help stop people bullying you. 
  

 

Loss and grief; 

• -How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.
  
• -Grieving for a stranger. 
  
• -Common reactions to death. 
  
• -Working through grief.
  

(Other loss and grief)

• -Moving away from friends and family. 
  
• -Coping with a breakup.

 

Getting help; 

• -Seeking help early. 
  
• -All about psychological treatments. 
  
• -Types of help.
  
• -All about age and confidentiality. 
  

Things you need to remember; 

• - Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.
  
• -Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 
  
• - This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 
  
• -You are not alone. 
  
• -You are enough. 
  
• -You are important. 
  
• -You are worth it. 
  
• -You are strong. 
  
• -You are not a failure, 
  
• -Good people exist. 
  
• -Reaching out shows strength. 
  
• -Breathe. 
  
• -Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 
  
• -Give yourself credit. 
  
• -Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 
  
• -Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 
  
• -Focus on the things you can change. 
  
• -Let go of toxic people. 
  
• -You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 
  
• -Try not to beat yourself up. 
  
• -Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 
  
• -You are not a bother.
  
• -Your existence is more than your appearance. 
  
• -You are smart. 
  
• -You are loved. 
  
• -You are wanted. 
  
• -You are needed. 
  
• -Better days are coming. 
  
• -Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 
  
• -You have more potential than you think. 
  
• - Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.
  

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

 

[dirtydaddythings]

Never forget: Above and beyond everything you see and read here, you are loved. There is no caveat there. You are, and I mean that. There is not now, nor has there EVER been someone who isn’t or who was unlovable. Even the most evil figures in history had someone who loved them, how could it be any less true of you? Your time is precious, not only to yourself but to those who care for you. There won’t always be someone to lean on the moment you need them so it’s up to you to make it until then. That means reaching out, learning to cope (even if for a little while) and remembering what I said: You’re loved. You can do it, I know you can. Make me proud.

[Just Me]

[Just Me]

[epicfacial]

#SavePorn

[epicfacial]

Let’s get this up to 100k+ notes. Come on Tumblr community! Let’s make a joint effort to spread the word! All we are asking is for Tumblr to let us upload 5 minute adult video clips like we were able to in the past, we don’t want to host them elsewhere. We keep seeing more and more great Tumblr porn blogs get shut down for posting adult videos. Pretty soon there will be no porn blogs left. #SavePorn #EpicFacial

[epicfacial]

IS 100,000 NOTES TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? IS THIS MESSAGE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SHARE? #SAVEPORN #EPICFACIAL #FREEDOM #VOICEYOUROPINION #SPEAKUP

[epicfacial]

Need everyone’s support on this, only asking for 100k notes, even if you don’t watch porn on tumblr or anywhere else, this is about our rights to express ourselves without the restrictions. Bring back the old tumblr where users were allowed to post adult videos!

#SavePorn #SpeakUp #VoiceYourOpinion #EpicFacial

[mercury82]

I figured as much😒😒

[emakulat29]

Whoah!

[daddyfckr]

Doin’ my part👍😎

[planesdrifter]

Keep reblogging!

[Just Me]

[you-cant-stop-the-moriparty]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[sociopathhasthephonebox]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[a-very-not-royal-prince]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[just-a-cardboard-box]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[pudding-is-the-new-fondue]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[diamondintherough96]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[blainesbedroom]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[0nehundred-sleepless-nights]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[i-am-funny-and-you-are-not]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[fandomblogger]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[doomsong13]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[the-peregrine-mendicant]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[magnusisms]

theres a dead body

[Just Me]

[chonceinalifetime]

not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump

[4rkham-asylum]

But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t want either candidate wrote in a name, someone else would stand a chance [and we could live with ourselves, not having voted for one or the other]

[chonceinalifetime]

no they wouldn’t, literally do not do this

[hufflepufffharry]

please educate yourself about nader and the 2000 presidential election before encouraging this literally terrible idea

[somepretty-things]

People on both sides say “Not voting for my candidate is a vote for the other guy” No, it’s just not a vote for your fucking candidate. Vote for who you actually believe in, otherwise you might as well not vote.
If Hillary actually gave a damn she would try harder than just say “Vote for me cause I’m not Trump” No bitch, how about you show me something I can believe in.
God damn, no wonder so many people don’t fucking vote.

[teamironmanforever]

*sigh*

Let me explain why they say a vote for a 3rd candidate or not voting for Hillary is voting for Trump:

The United States does not have a direct democratic voting system. We have an indirect system called the electoral college.The electoral college is  a compromise between election of the President by a vote in Congress and election of the President by a popular vote of qualified citizens.

To win the Presidency you do not need a popular majority; you need the majority of votes of the electoral college. 

The way the college works is that the two parties select the delegates that will serve as electors, and the electors pledge to vote for the candidates, depending on their party affiliation, of either the democratic or republican party. So, when people go vote, they are actually going to vote for electors that have pledged to vote for a specific party/candidate. 

Each state is allocated a different number of electoral seats, and so not every state is truly worth the same given that every candidate is racing to secure 270 seats (minimum required to win the election). 

What’s important to note is that the electoral college is a winner take all vote in 48 of the 50 states, meaning that the candidate with the higher number of votes in a given state will get ALL of the seats. This is one of the reasons why third party candidates are a wasted vote. 

Based on our country’s history, most States around the country have already been defined as either red or blue, because the majority of the people that go and vote in said states tend to stick to either one or the other no matter who is on the ballot. It becomes a bit of loyalism to a party or, more accurately, just a strong distaste towards the ideals of the other party. However, there are a few swing states that really define the elections, for each election cycle they tend to change depending on who is on the ballot. 

Now, third party candidates, which is often used as a protest vote, have never worked because a) they are not written into every state ballot, meaning that there are states that don’t offer these candidates given that they did not qualify b) have rarely gotten enough votes to even be up for electoral seats c) ALWAYS end up hurting one of the two candidates, for, in close runs, they can make one of the other two candidates lose a SWING STATE.

This is what happened with Ralph Nader in 2000. The votes that he received hurt Gore in certain states, particularly florida, which led to Bush winning as he had the majority of electoral seats even though he did not have the majority in popular vote. 

Now, in the latest poll, it shows that the race between Hillary and trump is very close, and, when third party candidates are involved, it actually HURTS Hillary’s chances. 

Now, if it hurts her enough, Trump can obtain the much needed swing states. If he gets over 270 seats (and thus more than hillary) he WILL win the goddamn election. 

This is not a year to vote for a third party candidate. This is not a man you want in the oval office of the most powerful country in the world. 

There is nothing NOTHING you can pull out that will make Trump the lesser of two evils. 

We live in a country that has a two party system, so yes, a vote for a 3rd party candidate or a non-vote IS actually a vote for trump. 

[trishmishtree]

[zohbugg]

And if you still don’t get why voting third party will never make a difference in this country and in fact ensure the election of the candidate you don’t like, listen to this nice man explain it with animals so it’s easier to understand

I was a Bernie supporter too, but “Bernie or Bust”ers are fucking idiots. Yes the system is corrupt, but you certainly wont fix anything by letting Trump win. Put your personal ideals aside for the good of the country. 

[swordchucksyo]

Here, I even made a graph

If Everyone Pulls Together And Votes Hillary

If Y’all “Bernie Or Bust” People Vote Third Party

See? Not that hard.

[glamgodess]

Please just fucking vote for Hilary Clinton please!!!!!!

[Just Me]

[naruhodos]

is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

[scenicroutes]

no actually it’s even better than that

this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

[jamesbong00420]

oh my GOD

[Just Me]

[Just Me]

[they-called-her-angel]

i’m concerned about boys with mental illnesses and eating disorders and abusive relationships and sexual assault survivor stories and self-harming tendencies who never get the attention or care or help they need because all of those things “don’t happen to men” or because “all men are horrible monsters” and i just wanna say if you’re a boy and you’re struggling with something hard, your gender doesn’t diminish or dismiss your struggles or make them any less significant or difficult and i love you and i’m here for you